Yooo wassup ma chavvy lackies! Google owns and does alot of $hit: they own Youtube, they offer their own email service, social networking site (lol), Dalmatian patchy translation services and maps. Yes, not only do they own your broadband waves they're now bringing it back down to earth with the terrestrial waves. Google maps is now becoming the default map for most internet users, but nevertheless the kids who are down with the clique use it for more than just navigation. Hit the zoom button on some of those areas and you end up stumbling across the most peculiar people in the most peculiar of places, and I'm talking about more than just failed rapists pitifully dressed as the San Francisco equivalent to Santa Claus, really odd stuff. Shout to out 9-eyes for this.

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Damn, this show is the best thing to hit Hawaii since Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat (for the kiddies, this man was the pre-cursor to Kofi Kingston and all of your other favourite high flyers)! A remake of the original series that started out in the sixties, you know the one that gave birth to the term "5-0"? The remake has to be the most intense, well thought out crime/detective series I've ever seen in my whole entire 21 years of life! Yep, best believe, I was watching these kind of shows when I was a baby kicking up s&£t....may explain a lot.

To give you an idea of how hectic the show is; the opening episode starts off with the lead character's father being held at gunpoint and killed off at point blank range. McGarrett (the lead character) then returns to Hawaii, determined too seek justice for his father's death, then the Governor of the State of Hawaii finds him and offers him a way in which he can get closer to finding the killer. Wait for it....the senior role in the state police department, granted with FULL IMMUNITY!!! You know what this means?! This man is like Rambo in the jungle, or in the great words of Eddie Murphy in 48 HRS "I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it!"

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You know what is is, 11:53am, frontroom coach, nothing else to do but beat the meat and you've already reached that feat. The pizza from last night is gonna take a while to heat up, so, what are you waiting for? Dip into your button bag full of hash, rizzler and filter in hand, tight-pressed and in need of a bit of cess, sit back, flip on this track and blow your way through the rest. Toastin while prosing, you poets ain't ready for me! Ha!

Yep, you'll see these self-deprived, contrived assholes swarming all over your campus, your camp, your contingent like the parasites that inhibit them. When you do, keep your head high, dust off your shoulders, shuffle like you're flexing your calf muscles and pimp slap the snot out of these FACKERS!

Have trouble identifying one? Well then, this song should help

The real bros whose nuts hang low know of the ya-yo! You WILL come in to contact with these things sometime throughout your life, whether directly or indirectly.

It's a powerful thing, it'll have 90s' New York thug rappers talking about the "clouds and the planes, and the rainbows" (see Styles P), like WTF man! Everyone's had some kind of involvement in it with many having used it, 7.80 bucks and a can of crunchy peanut butter says that one of the member's of your country's national cabinet has probably indulged in a bit of 'Mary Jane' and maybe even snorted a bit of 'Charlie' off of the rear end of the local slice of warm pie. It's a crazy world out there and substances such as these make them even crazier!

But the question is, why all the big fuss about this? The hush-hush, the supposed taboo associated with them. Why am I not referring to the topic of discussion by name? How can something that only harms the consented user, be so dangerous??? The f£@k should I know, just stop thinking and watch this documentary: