I just came across this site today. By having you answer questions about your computing preferences (five questions homey) it manages to paint a scarily accurate picture of your personality and what there is of the internet that matches with your personality type. Personally, I think that a better way of doing it would be to ask what kind of porn sites the user browses through in their spare time (now that can say alot, heck, hell have no fury like a woman's scorn during a hot steamy session of shoe porn o_o).

Click on the pic to "discover how the internet sees you"

Yep, what the title said. Check out Ken Russell's response to the romantically painted picture of life as a prostitute in the tub of lard, boulevard blockbuster "Pretty Woman". It's interesting to see how the sexual taboos and expectations have changed so much since the release of this movie. You can be sure to come across a deepthroat before a deep kiss nowadays. Anywho, sit back and view ma young nephew. 

Gotta love the opening scene man!

Hey, I don't usually dedicate this blog to relaying songs but I had to make an exception for this one. Kanye is bringing me back to 05' with this flow and swag, but what makes the song for me is the music video. Picturesque in every aspect, definitely one to drop if your chick's feeling broody and nice video to watch after just having a dooby.

This guy.....is a genius. Click on the pic to find out more. Definitely a philosopher's philosopher

Old people, no matter what century or period it is will always be the same. They look to the past with nostalgia and to the future with doom, they just don't "get it". This video of elders reacting to Dubstep only goes further to prove that, nonetheless, shout out to the woman wearing the blue, confused therapeutic blouse, not only does she speak the truth but she would definitely have got a mouthful of my teabags if I stumbled upon a wormhole to the sixties :D

 

Don't ask me why it's titled in the way that it is, just know that everybody's human and all of our $h"ts (some with corn bits and peanuts) stink. Even billionaires lose it, check the way this media mogul tiger leaps a guy who looks like The Undertaker dressed up as Peter Jackson at a Halloween party for apparently "provoking" him

 

Time for another time capsule, we're revisiting the nineties period. And, for a wailing, attention deficient toddler, life was about the three Ss: Super Nintendo, Sega and Sony, oh....as well as Robocop. Back when blowing was just seen as the remedy for a faulty cartridge, Street Fighter 2, Mario Kart, Final Fantasy all bonified classics of the SNES ruled our days. So, shut up and relive the classics with this online SNES emulator

Click on the pic, and kick ass

Starting from today I will, every now and then write some hip s*_t about those superheroes who punctured our childhood with their spandex wearing tights, bizarre costumes and their sinister plans for vigilante justice. They went hard and they had every power you could think, best believe that m'fukas know who to call when a zombie invasion finally dawns upon our @r$e.

For this edition, we turn our attention to my favourite. That's right you no-cahones having Jabronis, the Amazing Spiderman. I just caught the film and I must say that it was a lot better than I expected. There was me thinking that this would be another desperate attempt by the producers of Doucheville to milk the cash cow for everything that it's got (cough, cough....Titanic 3D), but was surprised to see a number of marked improvements. The precursor to Parker being bitten by a radio-active spider in this version of the film follows a more logical and consistent route, the Lizard Man is featured and Spiderman finally returns to using web capsules to guide him in web-slinging (he actually used web capsules in the original cartoons for those d***riding fake fans and clingy girlfriends who have only watched the Spiderman movies). Definitely is worth the watch.

Click on the pic to watch The Amazing Spiderman (2012) online