Ahh, how can one ever forget about the circle game? Any kid who grew up in the English speaking world during the 1990s will remember this game from an episode of SITCOM heavyweight Malcolm in the Middle, you know, the one where Stevie goes HAM on the spiky haired scholastically challenged wannabe bully Reese?!

This game will always be fun, especially if you're not on the receiving end of it (this may apply to both the puncher and observers). Yellow car game can suck a jizz-filled lemon, real recognise real and real recognises that the circle game is the past time for the bros whose nuts hang low.

The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

Rules:

1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

And if you feel like being a gimp and inflicting maximum damage on your opponent then get your smartphone out and show them this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sjx5AkvNOk

Mwahahahahahahahaha, this will f@$k him over faster than a passive bunny rabbit during mating season! Enjoy m'boy.

In the world of film and tv for the most part, people f&#k up, choke and eventually leave set with a thick brown log-like substance running down their left trouser leg. Luckily for them, there is always "take two" and the viewers only see these actors at their very best and most composed (unless your Christian Bale) on screen.

Unfortunately, life doesn't pan out the same for professional wrestlers. If someone misses a spot, gets caught punching dust instead of teeth then the screw-up is out there for everyone to see. Smile, cos you're LIVE baby!

But just in case you missed it, loyal wrestling fans from all over the world have created compilations of the biggest 'botches' that some wrestlers (cough, cough, SIN CARA) would rather forget. On a side note, the soundtrack to these botches are the stuff of FACKIN legend ma bredrin!

Now, take a look at a few of the videos below and listen and do the adjective play....yh..play!

Check out a some of these ridiculous botches!

Includes Hogan with his leather belt and SEND FOR THE MAN!

Looool, Wrestlemania 27...need I say more?

200th edition of Botchamania!

Life in all its essence, the women, the stealing, the Halloween parties, the children, can all be summed up in a matter of a few sentences-"Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M get the money, dollar dollar bill y'alllllllll.". Yes, C.R.E.A.M and no I don't mean cream as in the kind that you use to wipe the dry bits in between your arse, stale nipple! Nor do I speak of the cream that was popularly referenced to in one hit wonder 112's hit song 'Peaches and Cream" (faggots!) I'm talking bout "Cash rules everything around me"!

Wu Tang Clan are, needless to say in a class of their own and all of the hipsters like them so they must be hip right?! :/

Anyway, if you haven't come across it already here's the Wu Tang Clan name generator. Just enter your name into the generator and it will give you your own personalised clan name (do it jabroni!). Everyone who's anyone is a member of this ever so prestigious organisation (kinda like its own secret society, wink wink, handshake). Don't believe me, just ask Donald Glover!

Click on the clan logo to complete your admission into the society.

GO HARD OR GO HOME! The Vangelic Surgeon wishes the best of luck!