FIIIINNNNALLLLLLYYYYY, The Rock has come back for a piece of his poontang pie!

During the period that is known as the 'Attitude Era' of professional wrestling, back when it was still cool to like it and casually be seen wearing wrestling gear on the way to a bbq, Dwayne ‘The Rock' Johnson who was back then the face of the WWE/F managed to do a song with the metaphor knocking, hip hopping, immigration dodging Slick Rick!

The Rock, with the help of Slick Rick gives us the 411 on his very physical encounter with a mother, daughter and a Chinese next door neighbour in the hollow farmhouses of the South (doing the plot of the song justice like only the deep south can)!

Instant classic, and if you don't agree you can take that $2 mouse that you're using to scroll up and down your lil shoe fetish porno flicks, grease it up real good, turn it sideways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS!!!

PIE

You guys know that I had to do something big for the 25th post!

Ah, first thing's first, the decade of the 90s will be forever pinpointed by one date; April 6th, 1991 the year a prodigy, the master of disaster, the captain of macking, the minx cat of pimp slaps, the oven of lovein was born (me, if a few of you @$$clowns are still somehow yet to catch on!), it was also the day that one war ended and another one had begun (prizes for anyone who gets the answer to this mysterious Harry Potter sounding ass phrase!) but overall, this was a good decade for the West and Western culture in all of its glory.

The commies were beaten and begging for mercy, it was the beginning of the end of the much talked about Japanese world 'takeover' and Will Smith went from making out with primmed up preppy posh guys to making the show in which all solutions to life can be found, 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'. That strange nation of people who maintain an equally strange calendar system, the USA, stood unrivalled in every measurable measure in the world. The 90s was probably the best period to be an American next to the period when Elvis Presley was acting in low budget romance films and movie titles like 'Some Like it Hot' were accepted without a sinister thought in mind! Shoo, even Black people (with the exception of Rodney King) had it good during the 90s! So for all of you glasses with no lens, skinny jeans wearing hipsters, 1992 marks the TRUE date of the election of the first Black president not 2008 you dog-shagging irrelevant piece of excrement!

So, I present to you '48 Pictures that Perfectly Capture the '90s' within my picture that perfectly captures the 90s!

CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO GO THE SITE WHERE THE 48 PICTURES ARE AT!

On a side note, this decade also marked the rise, rise and temporary (I do question the use of the word, temporary) fall of the biggest selling female artist of the 90s, the cradle snatching master of the soprano Mariah Carey! And it's all documented here, through the tale of three songs!

Alright, it's 2001 but it was close enough jabroni!!! Oh yh, fingers up to these big mogul music corporate hounds, allow me to host this music!!!

Once upon a time, many many years ago, someone (undoubtedly an American) thought that it would be a cool idea to add the audio of laughter (only the real banana peel Bills would air it with a live audience in the background) to what is now the dying breed of the sitcom. It worked wonders for many sitcoms such as 'Friends', 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' and 'My Wife and Kids' but still couldn't cover the s*@!-filled holes of some others though, that 60 year old, vagina-eating roidmonsta LL Cool J can certainly vouch for that (remember 'In the House'? Yh, nuff said!).

Interestingly enough, an online trend is now beginning to spread where a laughter track is added to scenes from random movies and clips. It took me a while to get used to it, but it has a way of eventually working its magic on you!

Check out a few recent masterpieces!

Here's the pervy looking"shiny head mothafucka!" with his t-shirt buttoned up to the top inside a questioning room!

Pony tailed Ewan McGregor

And lastly, as if they were not already humiliated enough! One decides to add a laughter track to the 'To Catch a Predator' show! Haha!

One thing to always bear in mind about college, is that once you discover that diamond of a mojo of yours pussy's gonna come calling your name more than a feline kennel! But never forget! In the great words of Hip hop artist Missy Elliot on a winter's day long ago with that Kipper lookin ass wigga who gets less ass than Tigger Tim Westwood "Always back it up, before you smack it up" (if you're into smacking it up and that sort of shizz then SNM).

So, if you don't want your dick to fall off then never forget to wear your Jimmyhat! Regardless of the situation, for the longevity of your sexual health and prowess, strap up! This film titled 'Kids' tries to illustrate that as a group of teenage New Yorkers, in the quest to tally up their experiences with cherry pie end up unknowingly spreading HIV to a number of innocent victims. This film is about as gritty, raw and underground as it gets, so much so that I think that it was actually banned from being shown in cinemas across the States! Some of the scenes, especially the last one touches a nerve and succeed in getting you to think twice. Oh yh, and of course, somewhere throughout the movie someone gets "knocked da f@*& out!" Haha. Definitely worth the watch.

Official Trailer

And then, Hogan's scrotum click on the pic below for link to full film!

Also, as a sidenote, now you'll finally understand the reference that Dr Dre makes in the song Guilty Conscience with Eminem. Remember, "Ain't you seen that one movie 'Kids'?". Real talks manno!