The Rock's Record About...Pie!

FIIIINNNNALLLLLLYYYYY, The Rock has come back for a piece of his poontang pie!

During the period that is known as the 'Attitude Era' of professional wrestling, back when it was still cool to like it and casually be seen wearing wrestling gear on the way to a bbq, Dwayne ‘The Rock' Johnson who was back then the face of the WWE/F managed to do a song with the metaphor knocking, hip hopping, immigration dodging Slick Rick!

The Rock, with the help of Slick Rick gives us the 411 on his very physical encounter with a mother, daughter and a Chinese next door neighbour in the hollow farmhouses of the South (doing the plot of the song justice like only the deep south can)!

Instant classic, and if you don't agree you can take that $2 mouse that you're using to scroll up and down your lil shoe fetish porno flicks, grease it up real good, turn it sideways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS!!!

PIE