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The Circle Game
Ahh, how can one ever forget about the circle game? Any kid who grew up in the English speaking world during the 1990s will remember this game from an episode of SITCOM heavyweight Malcolm in the Middle, you know, the one where Stevie goes HAM on the spiky haired scholastically challenged wannabe bully Reese?!
This game will always be fun, especially if you're not on the receiving end of it (this may apply to both the puncher and observers). Yellow car game can suck a jizz-filled lemon, real recognise real and real recognises that the circle game is the past time for the bros whose nuts hang low.
The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.
His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.
His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.
Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.
2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:
a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)
b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)
3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)
4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)
5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)
And if you feel like being a gimp and inflicting maximum damage on your opponent then get your smartphone out and show them this video:
Mwahahahahahahahaha, this will f@$k him over faster than a passive bunny rabbit during mating season! Enjoy m'boy.
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