UK Border Force aka the Gestapo of Heathrow Airport!

If there's one thing that you'll ever learn about the British, it's that they can make TV out of anything. Yep, X Factor, The Weakest Link, Big Brother, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, so and so's Got Talent were all plucked from the brains of us stuffed up tea-lovers! One struggles to understand why, whatever happened to just being satisfied with a corny soap opera, or a washed up dating show that featured a batted up old fogey with the cheeks of a younglin Labrador? The Good old days, back when a Saturday evening meant something!

Now (surprise, surprise) a hit show has been founded on the idea of filming illegal aliens at their deepest point of despair. Desperate for shelter, safety and the chance for a better life the show (cleverly named 'UK Border Force') documents how border officers shut out illegals from "coming in and taking our jobs" (while I sip on my mug, fill out my jobseeker form and watch The Jeremy Kyle on a Wednesday afternoon). There is seriously no holding back on this, from ransacking old dingy Chinese restaurants and inner city fried chicken stores to carrying out searches on cargo trucks headed for the border, UK immigration authorities now mean business.

Nonetheless, I must digress....it is still some FUNNY SHIT!!! Call it a guilty pleasure.

Check out the first aired episode

Then witness Yakubu no 2 attempt to to push through the story of him being a 15 year old boy who graduated from his school in 1994! Smdh!