FIIIINNNNALLLLLLYYYYY, The Rock has come back for a piece of his poontang pie!

During the period that is known as the 'Attitude Era' of professional wrestling, back when it was still cool to like it and casually be seen wearing wrestling gear on the way to a bbq, Dwayne ‘The Rock' Johnson who was back then the face of the WWE/F managed to do a song with the metaphor knocking, hip hopping, immigration dodging Slick Rick!

The Rock, with the help of Slick Rick gives us the 411 on his very physical encounter with a mother, daughter and a Chinese next door neighbour in the hollow farmhouses of the South (doing the plot of the song justice like only the deep south can)!

Instant classic, and if you don't agree you can take that $2 mouse that you're using to scroll up and down your lil shoe fetish porno flicks, grease it up real good, turn it sideways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS!!!

PIE

If there's anything that you'll learn about the writer of this website, it's that he's a big wrestling fan. I can't quite put my finger on it but I've always had a thing for the steroid fuelled men in spandex (no, no don't get the wrong idea). Also, if you haven't already noticed, I'm a huge fan of The Rock so I was roaring to see him slap the lips off of that Roodypoo, fruity pebbled looking cross between Vanilla Ice and Hulk Hogan John Cena!

Anyway, Wrestlemania is like the festive period of professional wrestling. It also marks one of the rare nights where people can stay up to 4am in the morning, scream and moan like never before without being judged! -_-

Luckily, I've come across a link that has video parts to the whole of Wrestlemania 28!!! Watch them now, quickly before they're all taken down! Thank me later Jabronis.

Watch all of it now in one part, thanks to Youtube!