DUBSTEP

If eternal happiness and the feelings of euphoria and adrenaline could somehow be packaged into some matter of substance, it wouldn't come in the tasteless smiley faces of LSD pills and MDMA tablets, no. It'd be found in a Macbook Pro somewhere in the city that isn't a city of Croydon, the birthplace and ongoing hub of dubstep music!

The dubstep scene has exploded in popularity over the last five years, a not so distant cousin of drum n bass and UK grime it's growth and influence, or bass drop for that matter can no longer be ignored.

For realz, the bass drop in this genre of music is like what Colonel Sanders is to KFC, what Rihanna is to Barbados, what Nicole Scherzinger is to that girl band with the ginger haired female equivalent to The Hulk, what the sesame seeded bread bun is to the cheeseburger...IT'S EVERYTHING!!! If the bass drop doesn't make you feel as if you're about to burst into a skank akin to that of an epileptic fit, then it's not worth having.

Get familiarized with dubstep my D.A.N!