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The Decade That is..the 90s
You guys know that I had to do something big for the 25th post!
Ah, first thing's first, the decade of the 90s will be forever pinpointed by one date; April 6th, 1991 the year a prodigy, the master of disaster, the captain of macking, the minx cat of pimp slaps, the oven of lovein was born (me, if a few of you @$$clowns are still somehow yet to catch on!), it was also the day that one war ended and another one had begun (prizes for anyone who gets the answer to this mysterious Harry Potter sounding ass phrase!) but overall, this was a good decade for the West and Western culture in all of its glory.
The commies were beaten and begging for mercy, it was the beginning of the end of the much talked about Japanese world 'takeover' and Will Smith went from making out with primmed up preppy posh guys to making the show in which all solutions to life can be found, 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'. That strange nation of people who maintain an equally strange calendar system, the USA, stood unrivalled in every measurable measure in the world. The 90s was probably the best period to be an American next to the period when Elvis Presley was acting in low budget romance films and movie titles like 'Some Like it Hot' were accepted without a sinister thought in mind! Shoo, even Black people (with the exception of Rodney King) had it good during the 90s! So for all of you glasses with no lens, skinny jeans wearing hipsters, 1992 marks the TRUE date of the election of the first Black president not 2008 you dog-shagging irrelevant piece of excrement!
So, I present to you '48 Pictures that Perfectly Capture the '90s' within my picture that perfectly captures the 90s!
On a side note, this decade also marked the rise, rise and temporary (I do question the use of the word, temporary) fall of the biggest selling female artist of the 90s, the cradle snatching master of the soprano Mariah Carey! And it's all documented here, through the tale of three songs!
Ah, first thing's first, the decade of the 90s will be forever pinpointed by one date; April 6th, 1991 the year a prodigy, the master of disaster, the captain of macking, the minx cat of pimp slaps, the oven of lovein was born (me, if a few of you @$$clowns are still somehow yet to catch on!), it was also the day that one war ended and another one had begun (prizes for anyone who gets the answer to this mysterious Harry Potter sounding ass phrase!) but overall, this was a good decade for the West and Western culture in all of its glory.
The commies were beaten and begging for mercy, it was the beginning of the end of the much talked about Japanese world 'takeover' and Will Smith went from making out with primmed up preppy posh guys to making the show in which all solutions to life can be found, 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'. That strange nation of people who maintain an equally strange calendar system, the USA, stood unrivalled in every measurable measure in the world. The 90s was probably the best period to be an American next to the period when Elvis Presley was acting in low budget romance films and movie titles like 'Some Like it Hot' were accepted without a sinister thought in mind! Shoo, even Black people (with the exception of Rodney King) had it good during the 90s! So for all of you glasses with no lens, skinny jeans wearing hipsters, 1992 marks the TRUE date of the election of the first Black president not 2008 you dog-shagging irrelevant piece of excrement!
So, I present to you '48 Pictures that Perfectly Capture the '90s' within my picture that perfectly captures the 90s!
CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO GO THE SITE WHERE THE 48 PICTURES ARE AT!
On a side note, this decade also marked the rise, rise and temporary (I do question the use of the word, temporary) fall of the biggest selling female artist of the 90s, the cradle snatching master of the soprano Mariah Carey! And it's all documented here, through the tale of three songs!
Alright, it's 2001 but it was close enough jabroni!!! Oh yh, fingers up to these big mogul music corporate hounds, allow me to host this music!!!
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