Whatcha, whatcha gonna DOOOOOO?! WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?!

For a long time I used to hum these catchy lines without knowing where they originated from, 10 years on, I found out, now that's fulfilment for ya you huckleberry fruity scooby arseclowns!

Cops is essentially a program that records the daily run ins of enforcers of the law across the United States, nothing is held back as males with high testosterone levels and low self esteem go that extra mile to make a show for all of the viewers and give that deserving criminal the five minutes of fame they've always craved for.

Check the intro for the first season of the show.

AND, of course a link to some free, crack fueled, sweaty mess!

......click on the picture for the link arse, well the picture says it all..

Yo pony homeys! It's been a while, but unlike the people who read this blog I actually gotz businassssss to take care of! But now I'm back, and back with a hot minute to spare. Indeed, check out this jive talking, bald walking, jabroni speaking MOFO!

The king of smack dressed in black, ready to smoke yo ass faster than crack it's Doakes! "surprise motherfucka!" and "suck my dick motherfucka did ya hear that?!"

Click on the picture for the blog MOTHERFUCKA!!!

Remember old skool Wrestlemania before all the toddlers started liking it? Remember Hogan vs Sheik?! An undoubted legend, the Iron Sheik's accomplishments have to be respected but this guy now seems to have gone all AWOL and ANAL! Wtf, his new catchphrases about "putt you in da Camel Clutch, break eur back and F**K YOU IN TH ASSSS! I WILL HUMBLE YOU!!!" Are bizarre but funny as f*** Hahahahaha! Ahhh shit! Check out these clips of him in trash talking, bumraping, cocaine addict mode!

The Sheik and his weener, clearly can't contain the excitement of being crotched over Hulkamania's sweaty arse during a physically testing session!

Okay, granted I am a little late with this craze, but at the same time, how long has this shit been around for?! Videos based on the cinnamon challenge were apparently being made before Twitter was invented (I know). How comes all of a sudden we're now all about seeing attention seeking noobz spitting brown stuff everywhere and making a mess of their kitchen? If I wanted to see that then I'd just go another round with Two Girls and One Cup! (ARGGHHHERGHGHEHJBJHBDJ!WTYGFYUJGBEJHHEUJ!!!) Haha!

Check out these fails from the farting girl:

Low self-esteemed dyke looking Rebecca Black wannabe:

And the guy who dared to take it to another level!